Sex is too important to be fuckin' around. - jj

I like a little pain with my pleasure. - michelle

A man is only as old as the woman he feels. - nessy

Ouch! That felt good. - karen

I'll swallow, I don't want to look like a glazed donut. - fud

If I was not protective of my property then I would not be worthy of ownership. - SADOM

After my last vanilla fuck, I took a piece of chalk and made an outline of her body. - Unknown

Sex is dirty only when it's done right. - Woody Allen

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen

The trouble with group sex is that you never know where to put your elbows. - Martin Cruz Smith

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. - Joan Rivers

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. - H.H. Munro

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! My manner of thinking stems straight from my considered reflections; it holds with my existence, with the way I am made. It is not in my power to alter it; and were it I'd not do so. Not my manner of thinking but the manner of thinking of others has been the source of my unhappiness. - Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade